As Like Trump said "You are FIRED"

Submitted by Cherry Cheung

The theme for March 20, 2018 was a hot topic:   As Like Trump said "You are Fired"

11 members + 2 guests(Harry and Herrick)

It was a regular meeting turned into an extra-ordinary and educational meeting, this meeting consists of 

one prepared speech by Von  + 11 table topics speakers. 

Our all time witty Table Topics Master Peter took out 2 decks of cards called 'Jobstacles'.   Each TT speaker picked 1 card from each deck;  one deck were the job titles and the other deck were the reasons why they were fired.  

Each TT speaker then got a chance to plead  their cases why they shouldn't be fired:

TT SPEAKERS'JOB                         FIRED BECAUSE OF: 

Dan:  School Nurse - using company time and resources to plan his wedding

Rick:  Chiropractor - always spoke in rhyme

Herrick:  Talk show Host - lacked confidence

Matthew: Taxidermist - thought all of the worlds problem were about women

Harry:  Civil War Re-enactmentist - only has a short time to live

Melanie: Hollywood Agent - not yet convicted of murder

Seann:  Divorce Lawyer - can’t be trusted with over $1000

Eileen:  Uber Driver - needs her own private washroom

Cherry: Civil Rights Lawyer - gets motion sickness

Rhys:     Drama Teacher - set stuffed animals on fire as a kid

Peter:    Figure Skating Judge - needs to always be in the spotlight

To conclude the meeting with prepared speech evaluator Rick,   TT evaluator Dan spent 6 minutes who gave each one of us a thorough evaluation and rooms for improvement;   next was an intriguing Grammarian report by Eileen and a super creative Timer report by Harry.    Our timer Kerri-Anne was too busy timing and didn't get a chance to pick a Jobstcles card.   She deserved to be paid overtime with left-over cracker and cheese. 

Lastly, the Best Table Topics speaker was Rick, no surprise!!  But we each determined  to set a goal to beat him, one day.